BOAT MAD

HEAT JUST WON DUE TO WADE BEING A SCUMBAG. WOW.

Anonymous asked: bleh

QUESTIONS USUALLY HAVE QUESTION MARKS. CLOWN.

STILL CAN’T PEE, SCREW DRUG TESTS

Anonymous asked: why u so mad?

BECAUSE THE WORLD REALLY RUSTLES MY JIMMIES

FIRST MISSION: FILL CUP. CAN’T PEE. SECOND MISSION: HEAR THINGS. KILLED IT. THIRD MISSION: HEAD TO LOCAL DOCTOR TO FINISH UP BECAUSE SOME CLOWN BREATHED IN SOME CHEMICAL AND THIS PLACE ONLY HAS LIKE ONE MEDICAL STAFFPERSON

CURRENTLY LAUGHING AT ANYONE WHO WASTED MONEY ON BAMBOOZLE

IF YOU THINK THAT PROFESSOR/STUDENT CONVERSATION STORY IS VALID AND/OR TRUE, YOU’RE AN IDIOT

TODAY SOME INBRED HICKS TOLD ME THEY WERE GONNA MAKE ME CHOKE ON MY TEETH AND KNOCK MY MOUTH LOOSE. #TOUGHASNAILS

I HATE PEOPLE.

DEAR CHEMICAL ENGINEERING MAJORS: GET ON MY LEVEL. THAT IS ALL.